FBW: Hello World. This Is My Wang. By Jason of Outnumbered.

OK, so there’s no real reason why I need to explain who I am or why I’m here. This is a site devoted to The Blogger Body Calendar. So if you’re reading this, you are probably aware of the project, our mission and the cause we’re supporting.

If for some reason, you are here because you Googled the word “Wang” and you are confused, stick around. You might learn something.

Let me clarify a bit further…

The Definition of Wang:

1. An ancient Chinese family name. The most common surname in the world. It is ranked 8th in the Hundred Family Surnames, and 1st in “National Citizen ID Information System”

Or

2. Penis.

Let’s go with definition number 2.

When I was asked to pose nude for a calendar, the first thing that came to mind was, “Is my wang big enough to pose nude in a calendar?”

Then I was told that the calendar would be filled with women; One woman for each month, with the exception of July. That month would be occupied by me…

And my wang.

Well that might work. If I’m the only dude, then my wang will probably look huge by comparison.

I’m in!

Now wait a minute.

Why the hell would anyone put together a calendar filled with naked chicks and one dude?

It doesn’t make any sense.

It’s impossible to figure out; like a Chinese Puzzle Box.

Maybe someone is messing with me.

So I asked them.

“Why the hell would anyone put together a calendar filled with naked chicks and one dude?”

Then they told me why.

“The calendar is being used as a fundraising vehicle to raise money for a really important cause.”

“So it’s not about my wang?”

“No.”

Whew. That certainly took the heat off.

It turns out, this charity is called the National Eating Disorders Association and they help millions of men and women that suffer from all types of horrible afflictions related to eating disorders.

Wow. The size of my wang didn’t seem so important after I heard that.

Plus, the whole point of the calendar, is for everyday, “normal” folk like us, to bare it all, in order to help promote a healthier body image.

I’ve struggled with body image. I still do. We all have at some point in our lives. Shit, I weigh myself like every other day. I can’t stop looking at myself in the mirror and wondering why my Dad is hiding in my medicine cabinet. Sometimes I’m so disgusted with my body, that I wear a bathrobe in the shower. And what guy isn’t self conscious about the size of his wang?

Suffice it to say that I posed for the damn calendar. Me and my 39 year old wang.

Fuck that shit. Me and my wang were up for it.

Sorry. I had to throw that in there.

Just remember, when you pick up your copy of the calendar, that I’m Mr. July. Depending on which way you look at it (my wang that is), it could either be a really LONG month or a really SHORT month for all of us.

Sorry. I had to throw that in there too.

See you in July!

Jason Mayo is Mr. July and when he is not playing with his Smurf collection, chances are he’s being yelled at by his wife and two daughters. Read all about it on his blog, Out-Numbered.

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