November

Lerner (aka Stay At Home Babe) got knocked up when she was 21, cocktail waitressing in a strip club. Since her lifestyle didn’t scream Mommy! she went back to school, got an office job and flung herself head-long into single-motherhood. She met her husband by accident on Facebook while looking for a friend from high school who had the same name. He lived in England, she lived in Missouri. She never did anything the easy way. They got married, moved the whole clan to England, and had a baby. The accent was really hot.

The blogging addiction began in the summer of 2010 because she spent the whole day with her two year-old daughter and didn’t get many chances to tell dirty jokes, swear or talk about her sex life. In all seriousness, she was drowning in her motherhood and couldn’t think of any other way to find the funny, sexy, inappropriate part of herself which had slipped away under a pile of dirty dishes and laundry.

When she’s not hovering over her computer, she gardens or tends to her four chickens, two cats, two guinea pigs… oh and her two kids and husband. She is a heavily-tattooed, die-hard foodie who will dice and sauté anything that sits still long enough; so look out!

*Turn-Ons: Smart, nice, funny, cool people (she’s easy to please)
*Turn-Offs: Stupid, mean, boring, lame people (seriously, these people just suck)

As a survivor of a decade of childhood molestation, she can’t say enough awesome things about this group of women coming together to bare their souls and their scantily-clad bosoms for such a good cause, and she is proud and honored to be asked to join them. It is so rock ‘n’ roll.

The internet is the only place where it’s flattering to stalk someone, so you can find Lerner at StayAtHomeBabe.com, or the mom-centric group blog she started with a great group of moms tellin’ it like it is—AndNobodyToldMe.com. If you want to talk about boobs, wine and swear words, she’s on Twitter and Facebook too. In case you haven’t heard it today, you’re hot and awesome.